Kinda Like Bovine But Not

1 week ago ⌘ sleg ⌘ m0od ⌘ 1,599 notes

Someone: *asks for advice*
Me: just casually destroy your perception of reality and reconstruct it

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1 month ago ⌘ theragingfeminist ⌘ blacktwittercomedy.com ⌘ 23,153 notes

This is the sexiest thing allowed starting December 18

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call 911 she’s been shot

2 months ago ⌘ judgejudyofficial ⌘ markwatney ⌘ 62,463 notes

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*
me to me:

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John Mulaney & Nick Kroll Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions

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